Do not adjust your sets, you are not seeing things… Unicorn ‘Before you Squat’ Poop Spray is an actual real thing which you can actually buy…
Has life ever been this good before now?
I almost fell of my chair earlier when this little vision appeared before me. Can it be true I wondered – have I missed an April Fools this year?
Behold ladies, brought to you by the aptly named ‘Squatty Potty’…
The spray comes in many scents and promises to eradicate any nasty odours from our toilets ensuring a magical, fairytale existence…I am half laughing at this and half serious since I live with 3 boys!
Apparently 3 little squirts of this in the toilet BEFORE YOU GO, will create a film on the surface water and trap any smells – saving you embarrassment in the office loos or anywhere you don’t want to be sussed out for having just pooped.
Is this an absolutely genius and practical product or madness, I just cannot decide ladies – help me out?